I Smell Bacon.

I’m borrowing my Mom and Dad’s computer for the moment, as the neighbor seems to have turned off his router, so I can’t take advantage of his WiFi.

Yes, he knows I use it, thank you very much.

Dad won’t let me install my extra router, so I’m stuck using their computer. Yee haw. The computer’s not that bad, it’s just that Dad is a bit of a pain when it comes to the computer itself. It’s got IE 6 on it, and I’m not allowed to upgrade it.

Joy.

I tell ya, when all is said and done, I really want a vacation at one of those extended stay hotels. I’m about done in with everything that’s been going on in my life lately.

Let me just say this…I would appreciate all the good thoughts, prayers, whatever you want to send my way. My family and I need all that we can get. That’s all I’m going to say, as I really don’t want to talk about it.

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I got pulled over by a town cop on the way to my Mom and Dad’s, for the simple fact that I had a headlight out. I knew the headlight was out. The asshole proceeded to be just that about it…a complete asshole. It was all I could do to say to the fat idiot, “Don’t you guys have anything better to do on a Friday night?!”

(Obviously not. Here’s a donut. Now go away.)

I bit my tounge. I’m not THAT stupid.

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Mom and I are going shopping tomorrow. Not that I have any money, mind you. Rent just got paid, so I’m broker than people that bought stock in General Motors.

*crickets*

Thanks, I’ll be here all week. Try the veal, and don’t forget to tip your waitress!