Yes, Me. Love Me.

My site (and many others) would look so much better in a browser that supports web standards, but it is accessible to any browser or Internet device. Won't you please upgrade?

Raspberries. Yes. Everything.

Honda. Vroom. Vroom. Ever so happy owner of a Satin Silver Metallic 2001 Honda Civic LX. Mah bebeh.

Geek goddess.

Redhead. Chemically. And not afraid to admit it. (Usually shade 68, Luscious Mango. VERY hard to find now.)

Grey eyes behind thick glasses.

Graphic designer. Or so I think. Print shop manager. Web designer wannabe. I say wannabe...you say why be...

Happily married to a wonderful guy.

Born in Pennsylvania, now living in Maryland. Why? I still ask myself that very same question. (Ok, ok. Blame the ex. It's all his fault, the bastard.)

I adore my parents. They are my heroes. Yes, I LOVE my parents. I GET ALONG with my parents. Scary, isn't it?

Mom & Dad back in the day.

Contrary to popular belief, I do have FRIENDS.

The three B's of collecting: Barbies, Beanies and Boyd's Bears.

Virgo. 1972.

Amethysts. Especially rings. Oh, yeah.

NASCAR. Jeremy Mayfield, Dale Jarrett, Dale Earnhardt, Jr., Kevin Harvick, Rusty Wallace, Tony Stewart.

Used to smoke Marlboro 100's. Now I'm back to smoking Newport 100's. Hey, everyone needs a hobby.

I'm not afraid to burp in public. I never said I was a lady, did I?

Ice hockey. Philadelphia Flyers, Colorado Avalanche, Washington Capitals. And whoever happens to be playing on TV at any given moment.

Two cats and a shit load of fish. One very LARGE fish.

Cross stitch addict. xxxxxxxxxx

Veteran couch potato. 10 PM dramas rock my socks.

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Pool. I have a lot of trophies and you don't, so there.

I hate overly cheerful people. And morning people. Ah, hell, who am I kidding? I hate people.

Caffeine, the giver of life.

Coca-Cola, Mug Root Beer, Orange Slice and Nantucket Nectars Half & Half.

Smirnoff Vanilla Twist Vodka and Diet Coke.Cruzan banana flavored rum. Bacardi Silver O3. Oh, fuck it. Alcohol is my friend.

Cheese. And lots of it.

Mexican food, prime rib and italian hoagies. That's right. I said HOAGIE.

I wear one necklace. Flyers and Phillies charms on it.

I wear my watch on my right wrist in honor of someone I was very close to.

Three earrings in left ear, two in the right. Gee, how boring. Sorry, no other piercings.

I heart Def Leppard. And Tool. And A Perfect Circle. And Korn. And Alice in Chains.

See that redhead chick in the silver Civic next to you, singing at the top of her lungs? Yeah, that's me. Deal with it.

I love my black leather biker jacket but I hate motorcycles.

Foxes. As in, the animal.

Armchair historian.

Purple, black and certain shades of blue.

Agoraphobic and suffering from social anxiety disorder. Very annoying, but the drugs are good.

I've lost two best friends...one was murdered, one committed suicide. I miss them both, every day.

I have a college degree. Not worth the paper it's written on.

My favorite word is "shit". Good for any occasion.